Ahoy shipmates! Are you ready for your annual dose of naughty-cal adult fun? 

Join our comic hero, Robinson Crude-soe as he takes to the high seas on an adventure to defeat the evil buccaneer, Captain Hooker and their salty seamen. 

Featuring a cast of hilarious characters including a magical mermaid and the feisty local innkeeper, Dame Beatrix Bender, this is the raunchiest romp to sail the seven seas!

Ticket prices:

General:
£16.00 + £1.00 booking fee

Want to book tickets?

Call 01420 472664 or book online.

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Thursday 12 December 2024 (20:00)

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Friday 13 December 2024 (18:30)

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Friday 13 December 2024 (21:30)

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Saturday 14 December 2024 (20:00)

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